{"id":1513,"date":"2019-08-17T17:38:29","date_gmt":"2019-08-17T15:38:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chill-in.cz\/?page_id=1513"},"modified":"2019-08-17T18:46:26","modified_gmt":"2019-08-17T16:46:26","slug":"kurvikend-2019","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.chill-in.cz\/index.php\/kurvikend-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Kurv\u00edkend 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jezd\u00edme ka\u017edej rok s\u00a0borcama n\u011bkam na chatu. I kdy\u017e se n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed tuto ud\u00e1lost sna\u017e\u00ed zakr\u00fdt rou\u0161kou zdravotn\u00edho p\u0159\u00ednosu f podob\u011b nap\u0159\u00edklad cyklov\u00fdlet\u016f, turistiky, pozn\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed nov\u00fdch m\u00edst a lid\u00ed, realita b\u00fdv\u00e1 pon\u011bkud surov\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Jezd\u00edme na n\u011bkolik noc\u00ed dlouhou kalbu. Jezd\u00ed n\u00e1s 5 a\u017e 7. Pro zaj\u00edmavost: T\u0159eba letos jsme za p\u011bt noc\u00ed v\u00a0\u0161esti lidech v\u00a0r\u00e1mci t\u011bchto sportovn\u00edch aktivit vy\u017erali 310 to\u010den\u00fdch pif plus n\u011bjak\u00fd z\u00e1lo\u017en\u00ed plechy. Inu, prob\u011bhla v\u00fdprava, a tak jsem si \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee by toto mohla b\u00fdt ide\u00e1ln\u00ed p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost k\u00a0testov\u00e1n\u00ed t\u011bchto recept\u016f na lidech. Toho \u010dasu m\u00e1m doma zak\u00e1zan\u00fd z\u00a0r\u016fzn\u00fdch d\u016fvod\u016f va\u0159it p\u00e1liv\u00fd j\u00eddla, vnit\u0159nosti, pou\u017e\u00edvat raj\u010data, cibule, \u010desnek a f podstat\u011b f\u0161echno, z\u00a0\u010deho koj\u00edc\u00edch matek d\u011bti jsou cel\u00fd rud\u00fd z\u00a0toho, jak \u0159vou k\u00a0puknut\u00ed kv\u016fli tomu, \u017ee si je\u0161t\u011b neum\u00ed po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b usrat \u2026 tud\u00ed\u017e poci\u0165uju jist\u00fd abstinen\u010dn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edznaky. No, tak kdy\u017e teda jedu s\u00a0kamar\u00e1dama ven, tak sem si \u0159ek, \u017ee si tyto svoje gastro-touhy mus\u00edm ukojit pr\u00e1v\u011b na nich! Z\u00a0p\u011bti hlavn\u00edch j\u00eddel byly dv\u011b indick\u00fd.<\/p>\n

Mutton tikka masala<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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Prvn\u00ed z\u00a0nich byla tikka masala s jehn\u011b\u010d\u00edm. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b f\u0161ichni kamar\u00e1di (\u0159\u00edkejme jim t\u0159eba \u201ekurvy\u201c) se naskl\u00e1dali kolem stolu a \u010dekali, co jim tam nasypu. J\u00eddlo jsem serv\u00edroval p\u011bkn\u011b do d\u011blen\u00fdch nerezov\u00fdch tal\u00ed\u0159\u016f, aby se c\u00edtili jako pakist\u00e1nci v\u00a0z\u00e1vodn\u00ed j\u00eddeln\u011b f p\u016flce \u0161ichty.<\/p>\n

Mo\u017en\u00e1 jsem trochu \u201ep\u0159ep\u00e1lil za\u010d\u00e1tek\u201c. Kdy\u017e jsem to va\u0159il, tak mn\u011b \u0161lo hlavou, \u017ee moji kamar\u00e1di p\u0159ece nejsou \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd vo\u0159ez\u00e1v\u00e1tka a u\u017e p\u00e1r masal ode m\u011b m\u011bli, tak tam hod\u00edm trochu chilli nav\u00edc, ur\u010dit\u011b to ty kurvy ocen\u00ed. V\u00a0osmi porc\u00edch tikka masaly bylo celkem 3 vrchovat\u00fd \u010dajov\u00fd \u017eli\u010dky ka\u0161m\u00edr chilli a 10 ks jwala green chilli fresh. Testovan\u00fd vzorek se separoval na dv\u011b skupiny. Zat\u00edmco t\u0159i z\u00a0kuref tuto masalu p\u0159ijali i vylou\u010dili velmi pozitivn\u011b, tak zb\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00ed dva za\u010dali vykazovat symptomy, \u017ee si to asi neu\u017eijou tak, jak sami o\u010dek\u00e1vali. Toti\u017e \u2026 \u010dtvrtej za\u010dal \u0161\u0165ukat hned ze startu, t\u00edm p\u00e1dem byl odsouzen k\u00a0tomu, aby nec\u00edtil ostatn\u00ed chut\u011b krom\u011b p\u00e1livosti a p\u00e1tej se pak stra\u0161n\u011b posral a poka\u017ed\u00e9 trp\u011bl jako zv\u00ed\u0159e, a\u010dkolif si p\u0159\u00edjem masaly takt\u00e9\u017e n\u00e1le\u017eit\u011b u\u017eil.<\/p>\n

Biriyani<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

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Zat\u00edmco n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed hojili n\u00e1sledky mutton tikka masaly kr\u00e9mem na hemeroidy a jin\u00ed si zase voh\u0159\u00edvali p\u00e1rek s\u00a0chlebem a ke\u010dupem, aby m\u011bli co \u017erat, tak na ostatn\u00ed \u010dekalo biriyani u\u017e druhej den odle\u017een\u00fd v\u00a0lednici. Celkov\u00e1 d\u00e1fka chilli na osm porc\u00ed byla tentokr\u00e1t 2 tsp ka\u0161m\u00edr chilli a 5 jwala. To u\u017e asi bylo trochu m\u00e1lo, proto\u017ee p\u0159ilo\u017een\u00e1 jogurtov\u00e1 rajta prakticky nebyla pot\u0159eba.<\/p>\n

Biriyani bylo ku\u0159ec\u00ed. F papi\u0148\u00e1ku jsem to zapomn\u011bl asi tak hodinu a \u010dtvrt, co\u017e z\u00a0ku\u0159ete ud\u011blalo pa\u0161tiku. Pak se jenom posb\u00edraly kosti, \u010dili konzistence nebyla optim\u00e1ln\u00ed, na chu\u0165 to ale vlif ur\u010dit\u011b nem\u011blo. Dva odpadl\u00edci jenom smutn\u011b koukali a \u010duchali, jak je to kr\u00e1sn\u00fd, jak to von\u00ed a jak se ostatn\u00ed cpou a fun\u00ed. Tento pohled je p\u0159im\u011bl k\u00a0tomu p\u0159ece jenom trochu ochutnat, aby posl\u00e9ze litovali, \u017ee u\u017e si b\u0159uchy zaplnili n\u011bjakou hmotou bez du\u0161e. V\u00a0\u0159\u00e1du minut po dojezen\u00ed ob\u0159\u00edch porc\u00ed bylo z\u00a0r\u016fzn\u00fdch m\u00edst chatky jenom sly\u0161et mohutn\u00e9 a t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 vzdych\u00e1n\u00ed a pad\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159e\u017eran\u00fdch paralyzovan\u00fdch korpus\u016f do hlubin zaprd\u011bn\u00fdch pe\u0159in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jezd\u00edme ka\u017edej rok s\u00a0borcama n\u011bkam na chatu. I kdy\u017e se n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed tuto ud\u00e1lost sna\u017e\u00ed zakr\u00fdt rou\u0161kou zdravotn\u00edho p\u0159\u00ednosu f podob\u011b nap\u0159\u00edklad cyklov\u00fdlet\u016f, turistiky, pozn\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed nov\u00fdch m\u00edst a lid\u00ed, realita b\u00fdv\u00e1 pon\u011bkud surov\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Jezd\u00edme na n\u011bkolik noc\u00ed dlouhou kalbu. Jezd\u00ed n\u00e1s 5 a\u017e 7. Pro zaj\u00edmavost: T\u0159eba letos jsme za p\u011bt noc\u00ed v\u00a0\u0161esti lidech v\u00a0r\u00e1mci t\u011bchto sportovn\u00edch aktivit vy\u017erali 310 to\u010den\u00fdch pif plus n\u011bjak\u00fd z\u00e1lo\u017en\u00ed plechy. Inu, prob\u011bhla v\u00fdprava, a tak jsem si \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee by toto mohla b\u00fdt ide\u00e1ln\u00ed p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost k\u00a0testov\u00e1n\u00ed t\u011bchto recept\u016f na lidech. Toho \u010dasu m\u00e1m doma zak\u00e1zan\u00fd z\u00a0r\u016fzn\u00fdch d\u016fvod\u016f va\u0159it p\u00e1liv\u00fd j\u00eddla, vnit\u0159nosti, pou\u017e\u00edvat raj\u010data, cibule, \u010desnek […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1513","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chill-in.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chill-in.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chill-in.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chill-in.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chill-in.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1513"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.chill-in.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1522,"href":"https:\/\/www.chill-in.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1513\/revisions\/1522"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chill-in.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}